The World According to Fräulein Effie
A Doberman’s Guide to Keeping It Mostly Together While Surrounded by Humans
She is not a mascot.
She is not here to soothe.
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I’m Fräulein Effie.
Doberman by breed. Cultural observer by circumstance.
I do not write—I dictate. The human tasked with transcribing these thoughts does so voluntarily and with full awareness that I may, at any time, replace them with someone more suitable. Consider this collection a courtesy.
What follows is my lens on the modern world: its inconsistencies, its indulgences, its misplaced optimism. I offer it not as critique, but as guidance—for those willing to elevate their lives beyond chaos and snack-based decision-making.
Welcome to my world.
Keep your voice down. And your spine aligned.