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When the tape sticks more to your fingers than to those Doberman ears, you’ve officially entered the high-stakes world of patience and pup-parent diplomacy. Meet your Ear-resistible Apology — a lighthearted mea culpa for those moments when ear taping turns from careful craft into slapstick chaos.
On the front: a bewildered couple, a Doberman pup with ears akimbo, and one rogue roll of tape — all under the banner of “I’m sorry for what I said while taping our Doberman’s ears.”
It’s the perfect olive branch for your co-parent in canine crime, acknowledging that while the process might be tangled, the bond (and the ears) will stand tall in the end.
A little humor, a lot of love — because the only thing that should be standing at attention are the Doberman’s ears, not the tension in the room.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Please note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When the tape sticks more to your fingers than to those Doberman ears, you’ve officially entered the high-stakes world of patience and pup-parent diplomacy. Meet your Ear-resistible Apology — a lighthearted mea culpa for those moments when ear taping turns from careful craft into slapstick chaos.
On the front: a bewildered couple, a Doberman pup with ears akimbo, and one rogue roll of tape — all under the banner of “I’m sorry for what I said while taping our Doberman’s ears.”
It’s the perfect olive branch for your co-parent in canine crime, acknowledging that while the process might be tangled, the bond (and the ears) will stand tall in the end.
A little humor, a lot of love — because the only thing that should be standing at attention are the Doberman’s ears, not the tension in the room.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Please note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When the tape sticks more to your fingers than to those Doberman ears, you’ve officially entered the high-stakes world of patience and pup-parent diplomacy. Meet your Ear-resistible Apology — a lighthearted mea culpa for those moments when ear taping turns from careful craft into slapstick chaos.
On the front: a bewildered couple, a Doberman pup with ears akimbo, and one rogue roll of tape — all under the banner of “I’m sorry for what I said while taping our Doberman’s ears.”
It’s the perfect olive branch for your co-parent in canine crime, acknowledging that while the process might be tangled, the bond (and the ears) will stand tall in the end.
A little humor, a lot of love — because the only thing that should be standing at attention are the Doberman’s ears, not the tension in the room.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Please note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!