A dog vacation requires more than adding “and our Doberman” to the packing list. Fräulein Effie delivers ten practical travel tips, several necessary insults and a printable checklist for the humans.

The good glasses are out, the furniture has moved, and a man called Brock is coming. Before blaming the Doberman, Fräulein Effie would like to discuss canapé crimes, open-door negligence and guests whose personalities fail to justify the disturbance. In other words, she’s taking over your party with useful tips.